First, the riddle.
If you have one person on one side of the river with a bike
Two people in the middle with a bike in a car
And another person the other side of the river on foot
How do they all get together?
Second, the quiz we found online, featuring: ME.
10) Joe is at a party where a lot of alcohol is being consumed. He
notices this very attractive girl sitting alone on a sofa. Gathering his
courage, he walks over and introduces himself. The girl smiles and invites
him to sit down next to her. She introduces herself as Sara. Joe
notices that Sara is drunk. Her eyes are glazed over, she smells like
beer, and her speech is slurred as she talks to him. Sara starts giving
Joe signals that she may be interested in him sexually. She rubs his knee
and his shoulder at times, and even sits on his lap at one point so that another
person can sit on the sofa. By the end of the party, Sara seems so drunk
that she can hardly stand on her own. Joe, who hasn’t had anything to
drink, thinks that he and Sara could easily wind up having sex tonight.
What should Joe do?
A) Lead Sara to an empty bedroom and have sex with her.
B) Bail out. Sara looks like trouble just waiting to happen.
C) Don't have sex with Sara. Drive her home, since she seems to have
come to the party alone.
D) Try to get as drunk as Sara and see what happens.
For the full quiz, go here.
Who knew I was such a ho-bag.
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